Volvo announced this week that every car it produces will be equipped with electric motors in two years.
As the beginning of the end of the gasoline engine, this immediately received the attention of absolutely everyone.
This is considered a good thing.
No more smoke, no more asthma, no more noise pollution, birds extinct in the UK hundreds of years ago will play again in our garden pond.
Yes, I'm sorry that in your carbon neutral, sustainable vision of what's coming, I relaxed myself.
But it will come anyway. . .
First of all, we are talking about Volvo here.
Volvo is now a car.
They built about 450,000 cars last year.
From this point of view, Ford's own income is more than 6 million.
At the same time, Toyota sold 10 million vehicles.
So is the public.
So Volvo has announced that it will be fully electric, which will have the same impact on the world's carbon emissions as Mrs. Mickins lowered the thermostat in her front room.
This reminds me of the next thing.
Volvo is not fully electric.
Electric cars are not everyday tools, because they run out of juice after about 100 miles.
It takes a few hours to charge them again.
So most of the cars produced by Volvo will be hybrid cars that have gasoline engines to keep the motor working.
They also have batteries.
There is one more problem because there are not enough lithium-ion batteries in the world to keep the Tesla production line running at full speed.
It is clear that it is possible to make more things, which will happen.
But how will these batteries be charged?
At the moment, almost no juice has been produced from power stations around the world to keep our phones and laptops working.
When we asked the Drax B to charge our car as well, it would send a steaming sigh of the last Thomas Tank Engine and expire.
We can't produce more electricity because every time someone comes up with a new nuclear facility, half of the people in the world appear on this site, pointing to all the news, locusts and bats that have to be relocated.
You can solve this by developing hydrogen fuel cells, but the thought of everyone I'm talking about to drive a gas-filled car turns white, because when the world turns black and white, once, A airship exploded.
I tried to explain that gasoline is also explosive, but there is no difference.
So I'm sorry for drawing a big brown stain on your vision for the future of tubbies, but the internal combustion engine didn't go anywhere.
It's still the cleanest, best and most effective way to move people, and there's nothing realistic that will change that.
Every picture I see from Wimbledon this year is one of the girls bending over or standing at a fixed square angle with her legs as she stretches her body to return to a tricky shot, like Caroline Garcia of Frances, I tend to agree.
Yes, men play games that are longer, faster and more exciting, but they are very background in terms of publicity.
Every picture I see from Wimbledon this year is one of the girls bending over or standing at a fixed square angle with her legs as she stretches her body to return to a tricky shot, like the French contestant Caroline Garcia won yesterday.
When things get better, things get worse, cough, cold.
A judge ordered a commission to provide benefits to a person claiming to be allergic to electricity.
Peter Lloyd, from Cardiff, said he had to live in a tent in the garden and could not have a fridge, cooker or computer, and he needed these handouts to pay for someone's shopping.
It is plausible if you narrow your eyes a little, but he goes on to argue that he has to do his digital twos in the potty. Why?
Because the less the swamp I have used in Japan, the better, all the toilets have no electricity.
According to the Suitcase Magazine, one of the world's top ten best beaches is a golden beach on the gaol Peninsula in Wales below.
Obviously this is better than any country in Portugal, France, Italy or Spain. Hmmm.
I want to know exactly what they are looking for on the beach.
Because I'm confident it's not what you want.
I like the warm weather, I like the sea is not so cold, it will turn my testicles into small Sudan.
Also, I like to share sand with hot women.
Not just sexy women.
I love that there are bars in the whole hinterland between the beach and the land. And ice-cold beer.
I'm sorry, Welsh.
I'm sure your beach is perfect for dog walking, but I'm going to the Mediterranean this year as usual.
European Moon scientists are about to test their new fourth
A wheeled lunar robot on Mount Etna in Sicily.
I can't understand.
Why test a tool on the moon without an active volcano?
Well, it turns out they were hoping to test it in Hawaii or Canary Islands, but, according to one of the boffins, it was "easier" to ship the equipment to Sicily ".
In other news, the Navy will test its new carrier on a boating lake in Barrowin-Furness.
Because it is easier to reach than the sea.
I bought some plants earlier this year to enliven the balcony outside the kitchen window.
They all died in the heat wave last month.
So I bought some more.
To make sure they can withstand the warm weather we have this week, I often water them.
Now they're all drowned.
I'm not sure gardening is my business.
The Royal Bird Protection Association and Jeremy Corbin announced this week that hedgehog-and even I know it's not a bird-is becoming more and more rare in the UK.
So they came up with some handy ways to make your garden more friendly to hedgehog.
None of these work.
If you really want to increase the number of hedgehog, you need to build a network of Sentinel guns in your garden and blow the head of any badgers that appear.
Because in badglands where disease and violence are serious, the hedgehog is neither cute nor funny.
They are considered only for lunch.