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General News from "Studio B" Animal Farm you can see the low morale of workers at the famous Blackpool resort in the UK (search)
Because their ears are drooping.
They are tired of being treated like slaves and being knocked down like government mules.
As a result, 200 donkeys and 40 horses formed a union.
They were "heeed" and "hawed" and finally got the rights of the workers they deserved.
The donkey bag gives them the right to lunch in nine hours. hour workday.
Their beach schedule is limited to less than 200 yards.
The vet regularly checks their hoofs, ears, teeth and coats.
They rest on Friday.
Sometimes it's a good thing to be a jerk.
Fortunately, CookieLottery officials believe that when 110 players hit five of the six numbers in the March 30 grand slam draw, someone cracked the password.
They had to take out half the money.
Million dollars per person
So Lotto people dig deep.
They looked at everything from the TV show to the digital mode, and all they had to do was order the General Assembly board of the week.
It turns out that lucky numbers are all from Lucky cookies.
The wealth was created in a factory across the Queens River.
The numbers were picked out from a bowl.
So this is really a lucky lottery.
Over the past 2,000 years, many people have claimed to be Jesus Christ.
One said he could prove it:S.
The passport and social security card says he is the son of man.
But he needs a miracle to get his driver's license in West Virginia.
With his old name on his Florida birth certificate, the DMV will not believe that he is really Christ. Mr. Christ —
Moved from Washington, D. C. C.
West Virginia-
Tell them that he changed his name because of his love for another Jesus.
The official name change was tossed around in Washington, D. C. C.
Although he said he had used the name for many years.
When asked about the comments on the legal struggle, Jesus said, "Christ did not speak to the media at this time.
"All they want to do is eat chicken on the other side.
Instead, they caused traffic jams in a thriving California community of 50 residents.
So they got a ticket and finally went to court.
Now, the judge wants to know, "Why does the chicken cross the road?
"Probably because they don't know it's illegal to cross the road.
The owner cried "foul" and said the police were trying to set an example for them.
Tar and feathers are unfair to chickens.
The police said it was not a joke. the congestion of chickens was a big problem.
The trial is scheduled for May 16.
He is short of cash, and he is obviously short of love.
One thing he does not lack is meat.
Police in Providence say a person who works in a meat company offers a prostitute two Class a t-
A bit of a steak.
The prostitute was an undercover cop.
Probably vegan.
He pleaded not guilty to the charges.
Police say the case of "steak sex" is rare.
In fact, they think this is the first time.
They thought it was a personal insult: a woman-
Weight at 100 pounds-
Shredded meat made from mammoth 11 pound burger at Danny's Beer Barrel bar (search)
Clearfield, Pennsylvania.
To make matters worse, a rival restaurant has launched 12-and-a-
A half pound burger called Zeus.
"So, Danny's Beer Barrel bar is 10-and-a-
Half a pound of ground beef, 25 slices of cheese, one lettuce, three tomatoes, two onions and one cup --and-a-
Half of the mayonnaise, condiments, ketchup, mustard and banana peppers, and a large bag.
Winner, once again, Burger King weighs 15 pounds-
"Beer Barrel Belly Buster.
"The restaurant owner said he could feed a family of 10.
Only $30.
Four men tried to break the "belly buster" last weekend but walked out with a dog bag.
Filling gaps
This is not news from the future.
It was a long time ago in a distant galaxy, news about a little robot called r2 2.
A robot in the boring desert planet Tatooine needs a little excitement.
You see, according to the contact news, 70-year-
Old actor in metal R2 costume in Star Wars (search)
The film told the crew that he would go crazy in a tight little trash can and take it away.
So this time in episode 3, together with all the circuits, they were posted inside R2 with a photo of the naked lady.
Robot morale is now high.
There was no word as to whether Princess Leia had finished cutting in Jabba, a Hutt slave costume.
This is a high and dry community: no bar, no talk.
This is outer space.
But a Russian astronaut who has just returned to Earth says he should be allowed a drink.
He said that drinking a little wine or cognac would calm his nerves and actually improve his work on the International Space Station (search).
Don't hard Girl Scout, World Association of Girl Scouts (search)
Come on, you can usually count on the benefits of some cookies.
But if you don't pay for what they bring, you may face legal action.
A group of Girl Scouts in Wisconsin sued a few so-called dead people because they took the famous cookies and didn't pay for them.
The Girl Scouts say they have been trying to collect cash from several people for two years.
Now, they have had enough and filed a lawsuit in the small claims court.
A liar with a conscience is a typical robbery at first.
A woman in the northern part of the state of okhara returned home and found that her television, video recorder and sound were stolen.
She called the police and said crime and life continued.
Then, a few days later, the woman found her home broken into the door again.
But instead of finding anything missing, she found everything.
Her TV, video recorder and audio were back in place and the wires were reconnected.
The robber even repaired the door frame damaged during the initial breakin!
The police called it a liar by conscience.
He has just been appointed to the position, but some in the Czech Republic say their new prime minister has a familiar face.
Last month, a new head of government took office after former prime minister resigned over a political scandal.
Now a tabloids in the Czech Republic are making a disagreeable comparison.
It is said that he looks exactly the same as Springfield Mayor Joe qimbi.
TV cartoon The Simpsons
Quimby is described in the program as illiterate taxcheating, wife-swapping, pot-smoking, spend-o-crat.
What is the prime minister's view of this comparison?
Sounds great: a huge mansion in the center of the Indian capital, hydropower 24-7.
It's great for a businessman in the United States. S.
According to an Indian newspaper, the man answered an online advertisement and spent $800,000 on a house he had never seen before.
When he arrived in India to check his prize, he was stopped at the door.
It turned out that the man thought the house he bought was the prime minister of India.
And not for sale.
Indian intelligence is investigating the cyber fraud.
The mystery of popcorn is solved!
They found the solar system billions of miles away.
However, one of the mysteries of science has confused smart people more than half --
Century: Why is popcorn not popular? ! ?
You know, you blow up a bag of microwave popcorn with a nuclear weapon, and there are always a few things at the bottom of the bag that are not in the car.
We are almost trying to eat them anyway.
Scientists at Purdue Universitysearch)
Said they found the mystery of the snack.
They say it has to do with the shell and the hard or soft of the shell.
The harder it is, the more moisture it holds, the more pressure it will accumulate and explode after heating.
Those annoying remaining cores mean too much water in the shell to pop up.
The findings will be published in the July edition of the journal biomolecular.
Sleepy jurors or court reporters suddenly stopped typing.
She may not know how to yawn long and nasty.
This is not the case with jurors.
2386 is right in the middle of L. A.
In court during the jury's selection of attempted murder trials.
The judge said it was loud and the potential juror replied, "I'm sorry, I'm really bored.
Therefore, the judge added a little vitality to the proceedings.
He flouted the court, fined him $1000, and said he was doing badly.
"Are you bored now?
Asked the judge.
The fine was reduced to $100 and he paid.
By the way, he was not selected for trial.
Fans of crazy Max 2, they are drifters in a post
Wasteland of Doom
Fearless Legion of Doom
Road fighters blocked a road in San Antonio and surrounded a tanker.
They are the only ones holding fake machine guns and movie tickets.
You see, they're not really Road Warriors.
Just a bunch of hardcore fans of the movie Crazy Max 2: Road Warrior.
"They are on their way to the movie marathon and they are dressed up like characters and very engaged.
They even decided to re-
Create a scene.
But no one told the drivers on the San Antonio highway that they were clearly not fans of Mel Gibson's ruthless, brutal and spectacular action films.
They called the police and told them that there was an obvious militia in the town.
The 11 men were accused of obstructing the highway, two of whom carried illegal knives.
By the way, the movie marathoncanceled.
40,000 Hilda scherrwhitchersyou may have never heard of Hilda scherrwhitcher.
But it turns out that about 40,000 people pretend to be Hillary Clinton. Whitcher.
You see, she was the secretary of the wallet maker in New York in the 1930 s.
The company she worked for started the social security card that had a holiday in her wallet.
The size and color of this card are not correct, and even the word "specimen" is scrawled on it.
But one thing is true: the Social Security number 078-05-
1120, the number of Hilda.
In the next few decades, thousands of wallets
The buyer thinks her Social Security number is theirs.
They even use it on the tax bill. Mrs.
Whitcher eventually got a new social security number and she said she didn't understand how people could be so stupid.
The man who saluted the president came to a burning pie and said, "you will be called the Beatles --with an 'a'.
"That's how the late John Lennon explained the name of his rather famous rock band.
A new group of beetleswith an "e" —
Its name is from Washington.
Professor at Cornell Universitysearch)
Three new beetles were named after the president, vice president and defense minister.
She said she paid tribute to them for their "courage to believe.
"You can find the bushes.
Eye beetle in Ohio and North Carolina. The Rumsfeld-
Eyes and Cheney
The eye beetle is located south of the Mexican border.
A computer geek forgot to save the drill you know: You bought a brand new computer-
All the bells and whistles
It turned into a dinosaur the next day. Well, someone —
At that time, the computer was only as big as Cadillac. told you so. He's Intel (search)
Founder Gordon Moore
Packaging of computer chips.
Moore's law says the performance of computer chips will double every year or two.
Many people can't imagine 40 years ago when the book was published in an electronic magazine that is no longer there.
The problem now is the Dead Sea Scroll of the computer world.
No one has it, technology geeks think it is history.
Even Moore lost his copy.
So, listen, pack the mouse.
Moore will provide $10,000 to anyone with a copy of the April 19, 1965 issue
Of course it's Mint.
And how to cooperate
He posted a Wangwang advertisement on eBay.
You may have heard of "super advanced "--
Five, six, even seven college studentsyear plan.
Well, John brato blataski (search)
There's nothing on a student at the University of Wisconsin. Whitewater. Twenty-eight-year-
Old Johnny Lechner is 11 years old.
He made up 234 credits.
100 more than he needs to walk through the aisle.
But Johnny does not want to enter the real world.
The school wanted him out very much and they had already installed one
It is called "lazy tax ".
"After passing 165 credits, your tuition has doubled.
But Johnny says he is not worried. his new goal is to run for president of the student union.
He will try to make it perfect.
When asked when his college career would go from fun to sad, he joked: "About three years ago.
Pope John Paul III wants you to get up on Friday morning for this funeral.
This is a work that has never been seen in the world. The stage —
One of the most spectacular in the worldThe lighting —amazing.
A sunny morning.
Then there is cloud coverage for the masses.
Then, when the body of the Pope was lifted up for the last time he entered the church, the sun came out from behind the blanket of the clouds --stunning.
Chorus and organ, priest and Cardinal, King and Queen, President and Prime Minister
As the Vatican has planned over the years, it has all met their goals.
This church is very good in pomp.
The pope seems to understand how to make it for the media --
How to write a script. It was perfect.
The variable here is the crowd.
10 times as much as the fire captain of the ancient theater allowed.
But here they are. I think they stole the show.
Welcome the Italian hosts with open arms.
Polish pilgrims with flags and heavy hearts.
Muslims and JewsYoung and old.
They travel around the Earth, sleep in the streets, line up, suffer and celebrate.
They are here not for the works they have witnessed, but for the sake of this man, the Pope, whom they admire and respect.
For teachers, they are teachers today.
They told me that all people of faith, political opponents, ideological opposition, battlefield opponents can unite around one person and an idea.
The message from the Pope is love.
Today, they embody this.
Today, as the world has seen, they have proved that love is stronger than any other force --
Like Karol Wojtyla (search)
There have always been instructions.
This is quite a big production.
But the spirit of pilgrims will return to America-with me.
No matter how much you like the city you live in, there's always something to improve.
For example, smog in Los Angeles can be too much, and taxes in New York may be too much.
Well, a new survey of Beijingers shows that they have too much saliva.
Spitting in public is the first thing that people living in Beijing can't stand.
It's easy to beat lovers who show their love in public.
People there agreed that the city should punish those who "ock lives in their attic" where others walk. 5-for-
They say the house always wins.
But this is not the case in a bluffing Casino (search)in Iowa —
At least one night.
A machine in the casino makes it a winner for all who use it.
But that's not a slot machine; it was a bill-
Change the machine.
When you put in $100, you should get $5 $20.
But the machine came upside down and gave a Benjamin $5 $100.
Casino executives say the casino lasted about six hours.
When there was a shortage of machines at the end of the day, the error was realized --$46,640 short.
The result was that a casino worker had put the machine wrong and caused the error.
Needless to say, the workers were fired.
Casino management said they tried to use security footage to recover cash.
They have had bad luck so far.
Treatment of nap
AholicsHow many times you press the snooze button on your alarm clock in the morning: once, twice, maybe five times?
Some people just can't stop. They're snooze-aholics.
Well, now there's an alarm clock that won't let all the snoozing people lie down.
It will run. Literally.
MIT scientists have invented an alarm clock that is fixed to another part of the room whenever you press the snooze button.
It has padding and wheels and so on.
Every day "clocky" finds a new hiding place.
The inventor said that there should be enough pressure on search to even make the worst snooze --
Crazy from back to bed.
Skiing tin foil in summer is a modern wonder.
You can use it on a lot of things: pack up leftovers and make things that are hard to find the TV station --
For those of you who remember pre-cable years —
Wear it as a helmet and don't let the government interpret your thoughts.
Another use was found by the Swiss government.
They plan to pack mountain glaciers in this summer so they don't melt.
You see, they want to ski in the summer, and some scientists think tin foil reflects the sun.
Others thought the plan was ridiculous, but suggested using 4 million gallons of sunscreen.
This is a landmark in the Houston area-
A place famous for its unique folk customsart site.
But it has been slowly falling apart over the past few decades. The reason?
This is a house surrounded by cans. beer cans —the brew buff.
The man who owned the place attached the jar to his house instead of fixing it.
He used beer cans as fences and even hung beer cans on the roof.
Now, the House will not be "blocked" due to some donations ".
"A group said the place will be open to the public once everything is fixed.
Prague-Ireland
Probably the only Irish language you 've ever heard.
Ireland forever.
"On this St. Patrick's Day, students under the golden dome of South Bend --
Battle of the Virgin Mary of Ireland
Keep the Irish language aliveforever.
Nearly 900 undergraduates took at least one Irish study class, of which 155 took the Irish language, although most of their elders left their history on Ellis Island.
A third-year student in Bismarck, North Dakota, does not need a bus pass for school.
She does not need carpooling;
She doesn't need a bike or even her 2 feet.
All she needs is a saddle and some grain.
She's half.
An hour's drive-
A room school on a mule named Ruth.
She has been digging holes to school since grade one.
When Ruth was in minus days, her father had to pry her down from Ruth because Ruth had to wait outside tied to a tree.
Ruth must be tied because nineyear-
When another mule ran home without her, the old girl learned the lesson.
The new list in Webster's New World University Dictionary is: noun: Victim's deficiency in prank
The shorts are pulled up in order to clip between the hips.
It is listed under the letter "W. Wedgie —
It's fun to walk for years.
Now it's part of English.
Atomic weddings are still not on the market.
If you want to know the definition of it, please in your previous high school-V club —
Or ask George Costa. Strike!
Usually the smell associated with the bowling alley
Hot dogs, beer, cigarettes, sweat. O. , feet.
Do they really think the spray has any effect on those shoes?
Now, a company is offering an oasis of smell.
Storm products now sells fruit
Fragrant bowling balls: Blue apples, cherries, oranges and 40 others.
About half of the bowlers on the pro tour are using them.
A King said it even helped him win.
Because the aroma of licorice distracted the opponent's attentionAn Out-of-the-
The average HoldupCops of PA cranberry is looking for someone who is trying to rob the Gordon mini market.
He is described as a yellow complexion, soft ears, and a collar on his collar that says: If you get lost, go back to the magical kingdom of Mickey and Minnie Mouse in Orlando, Florida.
The gunman was found wearing a Pluto mask.
The clerk smiled so much at him that he rushed over and completely ignored the thief.
Pluto was stumped by frustration. Bad dog!
In related events
A white duck wearing a sailor's shirt, and later ran naked on the street without seeing his trousers.
They said that Murphy Smith was a little confused when he received the summons in the mail.
At the trial of Albert Smith's murder, he was summoned to testify.
They both live in the same home in Bentonville, Arkansas.
So Murphy did what the summons said and appeared in court.
But when he got there, the court did not want to have anything to do with him.
Murphy Smith is only five years old.
This may not be a problem except that Murphy is also a dog.
It turned out that Albert Smith sent a letter from the prison to his dog Murphy.
Murphy's name is there.
Speeding DonkeyIt is a serious accident.
In the Colombian capital Bogota, a motorcycle crashed into another car on the road.
The driver drove down and broke several bones.
As a result, when the police arrived at the scene, they complied with the law and seized two vehicles involved.
Now, in the detained Bogota, there is a one who has been scratched.
A motorcycle and a slightly damaged donkey named Paco.
The motorcyclist's family said that Paco was acting like a jerk. which he is.
The owner of Pajo, who asked the police to release him, said you could not blame the donkey.
The spy agency of the stolen FingersAmerica is very enthusiastic about all kinds of things.
But this view is correct.
According to the British news agency, Serbia sent spies to the London World
Madame Tussauds is famous.
Their task is to collect a small piece of "shaving" wax from one of the monitors.
Obviously Serbia wants to make sure its Wax Museum is just as good.
So the agents went to the museum. when they came back, they didn't shave, but they used two wax fingers. Serbia —
Apologize to the museum
Admit that there is a "communication error.
Madame Tussauds said they would be happy to give Serbia a finger.
Well, if they ask
The neighborhood is tired-
In an apartment in Germany, loud music rang for a few days and all the lights were on7.
Must be a party?
They called the police at last.
The police rang the bell.
No one answered.
They thought someone was dead.
So they knocked on the door to find a hamster.
When his father is out of town, live well.
A friend of the host said that he put everything on it so that the hamster would not feel lonely.
What happened to hamster wheels?
Not the average roof rack driver puts all sorts of things on their car: mattresses, bikes, snowboards.
A woman in Idaho caught the attention of a random man while driving on a highway.
The man walked into her car.
Pointing to the roof.
This woman doesn't quite understand why.
She thought maybe the ski shelf was loose.
But this is not the case.
It turns out that her cat lives there, in fact, for the past 10 miles.
When the woman stopped to cheer up, she didn't even notice the orange tiger spot.
We were told that the cat did a good job.
The strange traffic jam driver was never fun to be stopped by the police.
A woman in Illinois said she got tickets and the siren was loud enough to make her jump.
But the last time she was pulled over was something she would never forget.
She was with her boyfriend at the time, and the police claimed that the problem was that the brake light was broken.
The driver went out to see it himself.
She was then asked to take a wake-up test of a police training tape.
Her boyfriend was asked to do the same.
When it was his turn, he knelt down on one knee and took out an engagement ring.
His girlfriend promised.
We were told the police had been accepting the offer.
In Rockhill, South Carolina, traffic stopped with the police (search)Put a U-
Because its tail light burned out.
The driver told the police that he was moving the sofa for his friend.
But they heard the scratching from behind.
The police opened the latch and found 20 people inside.
Binge with buckets and whiskey.
They said they rented the truck on someone's 21st birthday because all the bars were closed so they just drove around.
The truck driver was charged with reckless driving and 11 were charged for drinking alcohol by minors.
You can't control the weather, but meteorologists (search)
Prediction can be controlled.
They have all kinds of equipment to help them do it.
They are not always right, but to a large extent they do their best.
But in Romania, the best result of a weatherman is not enough.
The country's top meteorologists were fired for giving "bad" predictions.
The Romanian Minister of Environment said his predictions were either too good or too bad.
Taking combing to a new level is an interesting thing to be sorted out.
It's a terrible moment when you're underage and when you want to know if it's all over.
When you are at the forefront of the law, it is a time to be proud.
It can even be a compliment when you grow up.
But at the Pick 'n Save and Copps grocery stores in Wisconsin, you have to show proof of age every time you buy a cigarette or wine.
No one can get a free pass. Not even a 74-year-
The old woman who kept coming in.
The first combing, she says, is flattering.
But now she says it's just a problem.
Little WorldIt is not love at first sight because they have already met-
They just don't know.
A lonely Jordanian man and woman began chatting online. search).
They exchanged romantic emails.
Mail, maybe even some yellow electronic "kiss face ".
"It was love that they thought was so strong that cyberspace was out of control, so they decided to meet.
They were already married.
How small is the world? At the not-so-
The husband of the blind date screamed: "you are divorced, divorced, divorced!
The wife shouted, "you are a liar ! "
Then fainted. Hook 'em Horns!
Looks like there's a bit of a cultural difference between Texans and Norwegian (search).
For whatever reason, people in Scandinavia were watching President Bush's inauguration parade yesterday, and they saw leaders of the free world pay tribute to the devil.
The president and his family raised their index fingers and little fingers.
At home in Texas, pay tribute to the University of Texas.
But overseas, this is the sign of the devil.
There was no apology from the White House.
Long hair MistakeNew (search)
The country is proud to announce that everyone has 10 sheep, so the government thought it would be a good idea to stamp these furry creatures.
There is a ram on the stamp. . .
A full-body curled horn ram.
The problem is that ewes don't have such horns.
They only have small stumps!
In fact, the symbol of New Zealand's pride looks more like a ram on stamps. Politicians —
The artist is required to explain. His answer. . .
He gained some artistic freedom.
Now, at the Denny Beer Barrel Bar in Clearfield, Pennsylvania, an oversized BurgerSomeone finally stands up for the challenge.
Six.
In less than three hours, pounds of hamburgers and 5 pounds of fixed food.
Including one onion, two tomatoes, half.
More than a pound of cheese, each cup of mayonnaise, tomato sauce, mustard, condiments, peppers and pickles. All of that. . .
Except six-pound burger!
More than one-
Kate stelnick is a tenth of the total weight.
She accomplished the feat and completed the whole mission in two hours and 54 minutes. The 100-
Pound college student from New Jersey says she hasn't eaten for two days, so there's plenty of room to get the whole thing down.