Government is one of those necessary evils.
No one likes to be told what to do, but we like street lights to work and not to be eaten by our fellow human beings, so it is important to have a management infrastructure.
However, in other aspects of the government's work, the most obvious thing is "not spending as much money as a madman ".
Over the years, the people in charge of managing our country have wasted so much money on so many stupid things, and surprisingly, what else can be spent (
Or, if the government doesn't print its own money, it could be part of the problem, that would be great).
Before those magic blue pills appear, the price of the penis pump is twice that of medical insurance, and for men who need a little help to get up, the penis pump is the only real option.
As we all know, sex is sold, which is why companies have set up ultra-high price tags for these coveted devices.
But after the launch of the more subtle pills, the manufacturers of these pumps cut prices sharply.
Based on the previous fee schedule, Medicare quickly ignored this development.
This is ultimately more than double the market price, resulting in a waste of $14 million a year.
This was finally discovered and the government cut the penis pump completely from the Medicare plan.
Some people may say that we shouldn't have paid the elderly to have sex, but the elderly are very few.
Let them have their bones.
The military has spent billions of dollars on planes that have never been used, you know? S.
Is it a bad habit to pay millions of dollars to buy bad planes and then not use them?
Because that's what they did. All. The. Time.
The reckless spending of our government on the plane has become so bad that we should start thinking about intervention.
On 2013, the United States ordered a bushel luxury new cargo machine. S.
Air Force.
But since it's too late to pull the plug throughout the transaction, they allow the construction of the aircraft to be completed and change the shipping address to intermediate-Of-f*****g-
No place, desert.
Then we paid $86 million for a car. of-
Control the drug trade in Afghanistan.
There's really no idea how to make these things except DEA.
This leads to the bill for the project, which leads to the long time it takes to build.
Long enough to make DEA bored and leave Afghanistan before it is finished.
Now an extremely expensive plane is sitting in a warehouse in Delaware, a little more dignified than detonated it on a barge in the middle of the ocean.
Oh, speaking of Afghanistan. . .
The Afghan government has invested millions of dollars in ships, buildings and goats, and Afghanistan needs money.
A lot, and.
Without a great deal of foreign aid, the country's security and police forces would collapse and plunge the country into chaos and poverty.
You will be glad to know, America. S.
Much of this assistance has been provided.
You will not be happy to know that it is often squandered by mistake.
Like $3 million in the United States. S. on a cold-and dry-
Storage facilities that no one wants to use.
Or a $456,669 training facility built to train the police, probably because their walls and shoes were wet, and Afghan police were surprised to find that the US government was working on the problem, so, yes, the ships were not used either.
But compared to the $6 million the Pentagon has spent on the country, it's just normal chaos.
It's not as crazy as it sounds;
This is a jump attempt.
Started the country's cashmere industry, and the contractors they work for in the country claim that goats have created 350 jobs.
But a later survey questioned the claim and indicated that supervision of the project was too poor and they could not be sure that the goats were not sold or eaten. Six-million-
Guys, $ kebab. Well done.
The United States spends $1 billion on teaching people the effectiveness of abstinence in Africa.
The best case is that sex education is only hot.
But for various ideological reasons, its use in the United States over the past few decades has often been driven by conservative leaders at all levels of government.
It is this idea that led the Bush administration to hope to stop the rapid spread of AIDS in Africa and expand economic growth in the United States --blocking sex-
$1 to the continent.
3 billion, which includes a strong promotion of abstinence --based methods.
Unfortunately, it may be foreseeable that the program failed.
The synthesis shows that there is no difference in the age of initial sexual contact, the number of partners or the risk of teenage pregnancy among those trained.
This is also after the United States abandoned abstinence education.
I could have bought a lot of condoms.
Or, you know, an inclusive, realistic education on the prevention of sexually transmitted diseases.
The US government has spent billions of dollars across the country to maintain vacant, rotten buildings.
We can almost stop there, but the deeper you dig, the worse the revelation is.
The sale of these buildings can pay off our debts or buy more cool spy planes, goats, etc, but the government still refuses.
The essence of the problem is bureaucracy;
To sell these buildings, we must first clean them, remove asbestos, vacuum all syringes, and so on.
Other government agencies, including state and local groups, will then have the opportunity to look at the buildings and see if they want to use them for anything.
If none of these groups can come up with a reason to hang on a building (
Don't even have to be a direct or realistic reason)
The law requires homeless advocacy groups to have the opportunity to take a look at abandoned federal properties and see if they can become shelters.
So for most of the agencies that have these dilapidated future crime scenes, simply say, "If we have it, we will use it one day", turn off the lights and never talk about them again
To make matters worse, their only Central record-the federal real estate document-is almost impossible to be notoriously inaccurate.
Its buildings are listed as empty, not empty, listed as full, actually abandoned, could be haunted, at least one of them is marked as intact
If you are a sports fan, the government will pay the sports team to advertise the army (
It doesn't matter if you don't, either ,)
Over the past 15 years, you may have noticed an increase in the highly visible performance of patriotism in sporting events.
Outstanding Display of troops, pre-match flyover, fireworks, etc.
Would you be surprised to learn that the owners of these teams like money?
Would you be surprised to know that they like it? Because they like it!
In fact, sports teams and matches across the country have adopted such "paid patriotism ".
These activities include the ceremonial first game, the enlistment ceremony, and an exclusive visit to the cheerleaders in the officer's suite.
Basically, whenever you see your favorite team give a veteran the chance to throw the first ball, the government pays the equivalent of a luxury sports car.
It doesn't matter whether you agree that the army is a brand or not, because the government will definitely treat it as a brand.
The United States spends billions of dollars maintaining computer systems older than you. What kind of person the government is in terms of technology is no longer a secret. As the rest of the world is bathed in touch screens and smartphones, they cling to their pagers, fax machines and huge monochrome displays.
It's not obvious how much they spend to buy 1991 of the best computers.
The government spends a lot on technology maintenance budgets.
Some of them may be reasonable. -
I have to get these crumbs out of the keyboard somehow--
However, a large part of it is intended to maintain very hazardous and unsafe systems.
The problem will only get worse as these systems become obsolete.
The government is planning to upgrade all of these things, but do you believe it is a slow and expensive process.
Even before they can upgrade to the current supported system and dump all the old crap, it will take years, probably in garage sales.
If you have eight
An inch of soft skin or BlackBerry lying on the ground may be hung on it.
The government may soon be willing to pay billions of dollars for you.