Physics is an unreliable jerk.
Just walk down the cliff and see how willing it is to open your "I love science!
"A provocative ass.
Fortunately, humans have ways to adhere to the laws of matter and movement.
We're out of the game, but it's worth repeating that the modern genius is fully capable of working on physics with a double ass --
The cheek of innovation and technology.
6 graphene can do almost anything visible to the human eye in a layer with only one atom thick, able to bend into a shape that will make your mom blush (
No small feat, strumpet), and pound-for-
The pound is probably the strongest material in the world. -
There is no doubt that graphene is a bad thing.
In fact, it exhibits incredible properties in almost every field of strength and conductivity.
It transmits electrons 10 times faster than silicon and may soon become
Materials for transistors and computer parts.
If this is not impressive enough for you, then graphene is technically a plastic, so it should not have a conductive business ---
But it's not like it.
We're talking about charging the iphone.
Imagine a world of electric cars that can charge as fast as filling the tank with gasoline or paper
Thin foldable plastic phone that can be charged the moment you drop your phone-
This is a small problem with its power.
The mixing of graphene with metal can increase its resilience by 500-fold.
But you're near the block.
You have seen some novel new materials in your day-lithium-ion batteries? Carbotanium? --
If you yawn just because of the power and the conductive statement, we will forgive you.
So here, meet the graphene gas gel-
Rest on a delicate plant with no crooked thorns.
So yes, our friend Gary told us that if you would like to continue submitting your resume, he heard that graphene is currently accepting an application for "its B * h.
LiquiGlide is a crazy ultra-slippery coating that prevents anything from sticking to it.
This is a LiquiGlide-
Bottle with tomato sauce: first round.
This is the second round. in the second round, LiquiGlide will usher in a new challenger ---
Hahaha, you have no power here.
Obvious concern (
Because it was proved on the food container)
Is it safe to consume these things--
After all, even right
If you're given an Olestra night, it's not worth it to stick to Mayocaliber non-
Sticky intestines.
Don't be afraid to make LiquiGlide.
Feel free to put a layer on your plate with these things and no longer have to worry about washing!
Of course, you have to worry about making your frictionless mac-and-
The cheese fell off your plate and passed through the living room ---
But hey, just clean the walls and you're all ready. And the floors. And the couch.
Liquefied everythingLiquiGlide.
Who would have thought the world would end like this?
Not a bang, but the softness of everything on earth slides gently into space. 4Spray-
Battery turns anything into power one of the greatest daily struggles of modern life is the scourge of empty batteries.
If you 've ever had a three-quarter "There" tour when the tablet died, and all your PornHub tags are screaming in horror, suddenly suppressed, science has
Rice University researchers are not the first to solve the battery problem, but their solution is by far the most elegant: they plan to wave goodbye to the traditional battery and replace it in the following ways: traditional lithium-
The ion battery consists of anode, cathode and electrolyte.
These ingredients are assembled into physical batteries that we all know and are constantly disappointed with, just as parents of liberal arts majors move home after graduation.
When the scientists touched a white cat and mumbled mut, they simply turned it into a spray.
The technology seems to apply to almost all materials, from steel to wood. . .
Sweet wine with fresh beer?
No one says you have to stay awake, do you?
All you have to do is spray the battery on the surface. . . . . .
It can start to power your device.
The researchers found that an object turned into a power supply with a battery.
Spray treatment is currently able to keep a set of 40 LEDs working for six hours and fully charged.
However, while it seems tempting to power a laptop with novel drinking accessories, it is worth remembering that the technology has not yet fully entered the commercial phase.
Build functional spray-
Multiple layers of different "paint" are needed on the battery, and it takes quite a bit of creative wiring to connect a layer to your chosen gadget.
But it's all worth it when you only use Amish's beard to boot on the Xbox and make a note of the moment he sees the devil.
3 Terminator polymer self-healing
The therapeutic substances developed scientifically in the past are relatively inferior things, and the way to fix small cracks with resin is closer to the way your body slowly heals small wounds than it is full. on T-
1000 "this should not be" awesome.
What we want to show you is a completely different beast.
If you don't watch the video, look at the world. by-
First, they cut a large piece in half.
Then they regrouped the pieces and went for lunch. And . . .
Finally, a fearful unbeliever grabs the recovered part and stretches it in an attempt to find evidence of the wound, but finds nothing.
Then, the rest of the video was almost just a cry from frightened scientists, "What did we do? !
We're all sons of bitch!
"This polymer can currently be cured from basically any damage in a few hours, so that the healing factor of Wolverine can be funded.
This is not just a novel scientist. -
The material is cheap and quite simple to make and is likely to be available for everyone soon.
By the way, T.
The 1000 comparisons we often use are more than just one-off jokes: Researchers actually call this material a "Terminator polymer" as a tribute to the famous selfhealing liquid-
Metal killing machine
They are named after.
We think some people are too busy, major in profane chemistry, to learn a little in situational irony.
Hey, speaking of T. 1000 . . .
Researchers at Cornell University recently stumbled upon ---
A synthetic gel that remembers its original shape and returns to it.
We won't open another one about T-1000 here . . .
Because, again, it is the Cornell people themselves who are happy to compare their strange new technologies with the parable that technology is human destruction.
At first, it was just liquid on the plate.
Hey, let's add some water and see what happens: Wait, is it moving by itself?
It's like these red spots are forming some form. . .
Those letters that spell "DNA" are actually the original form of the material, and adding water is a signal for it to restore this form.
It can also use the same trick in 3D: If it sounds like a fantasy version of those little dinosaur sponges you throw in the water. . . well, it's . . . probably not?
In fact, what's happening here is so strange that even scientists themselves are no exception, don't let the responsible scholar say, "we're compared to a famous killing technology Monster, this material is far beyond our understanding and we absolutely cannot control it ", which worries you.
We mean, you might be worried. -
But what exactly are you going to do?
It doesn't make sense to worry about a fate that has clearly been decided for you.
1 Starlite on heat (
And nuclear explosions)
Starlite may sound like a particularly unfortunate member of 1990 X-
But it's actually the coolest substance in the world.
What we mean is that this material can withstand extremely high temperatures and will not be affected.
If not sober and responsible for our language, we are nothing here at Cracked.
Starlite is not a product of a professional research team, not even a radioactive accident at a roller disco that has produced the most interesting superhero since Frozone.
The material was invented by a talented amateur chemist named Morris Ward who managed to cook it 20 years ago.
Since then, it has become one of the best
Keep a secret in science.
Take a look: This is a very common egg, just chilling (
Again, please do not assume that we are using slang here)
When heated with oxygenAcetylene torch
Then the man picked up the super
The heated egg is like no big deal, though its surface has just been blown off by diamonds
Melted 6,000 degrees F.
Then he opens the eggs and shows us what happens to the normal paper under the acetylene torch: this is Starlite-
In contrast, the price of coated paper: At first, scientists refused to believe
Starlite's magical performance is not surprising given its name and the sublime birthplace of "some guys's Kitchen.
"Some people think it's a scam and some think it's a conspiracy.
However, tests after various independent expert tests show that it can do everything it promises, and more: military researchers get a sample, and put it at close to 10,000 degrees or even equivalent to a nuclear flash.
The little burnt part you see below is the only damage.
Both Boeing and NASA have expressed interest in the idea that this material could revolutionize the world ---heat-
Nuclear weapon resistant panels
Proof condom, lava slide! --
Ward is negotiating to sell them, but the deal fails when Ward gives them the recipe for Starlight.
He will approve the production as long as they want, but the recipe is made by him alone.
He even rejected the compound because it would ask him to reveal its secrets.
Sadly, Ward died in 2011 without a production agreement, and the Walk of Fame was missing.
Still, there's hope: It's said Ward's family owns the recipe, so unless the government announces it's top secret -----
One day you will still have a chance to slide your Willie into the volcano.
Before that, you must seek comfort in your dreams alone.